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-Yes, this is only semi-serious, yet a funny way to rage/fake rage.-

I sat thinking, "Hey, there is Heavy Metal, but why not Heavy Poem?" It was not serious, of course, but Heavy Poem is actually a great way to relieve stress through typing up heated, all-caps poems that don't have to make much sense.

It's easy to write these, you don't even have to rhyme, and there is a simple structure.

StructureEdit

1. The title must be all-caps.

2. All Heavy Poems are in all-caps.

3. It goes 2 lines, a full space, 2 lines, and so on.

4. The end of your poem should be a one-liner.

Just read some of the below examples. This is probably one of the easiest things you will ever do (These Heavy Poems took me like 20 seconds to write, rofl).

You are allowed to write lines that assume what the reader *could* be thinking, and then throw their opinion... TO THE GROUND! You may also write Rage Responses to other Heavy Poems (I.E. titled "RE: I AM HEAVY POEM").

I AM HEAVY POEMEdit

THE FIRST OF THEM,

HEAVY POEM IS THE BEST OF THEM


YOU DON’T THINK SO?

WHY, THEN, ARE YOU READING THIS?


THE RHYMING SCHEME

NONEXISTENT


POEM STRUCTURE

MUTILATED


AM I MAKING THIS UP AS I GO?

YOU SURE WOULD LIKE TO KNOW


IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO YOU ARE

HEAVY POEM IS FOR THE MASSES


SO, HERE I AM

HEAVY POEM


LOVE ME OR HATE ME

I’M HERE ANYWAY


DEAL WITH IT.


SING, SONG TIMEEdit

THERE IS A TIME FOR EVERYTHING

RIGHT NOW, IT’S TIME TO SING



DON’T LIKE IT?

GET OUT



WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE?

STOP ASKING POINTLESS THINGS



I’LL LEAVE YOU WITH A RIDDLE:



SHUT UP.


I'M DONEEdit

I’M DONE WITH YOUR CRAP

DO NOT WANT



I MUST SAY, SOMETIMES

I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO



YOUR STUPIDITY EXCEEDS EVERYTHING

YOU’RE AS ANNOYING AS AN APPLE PEACH PIE



“THAT IS LIKE THE GRINCH!” YOU SAY

SHUT THE HELL UP, I SAY



SERIOUSLY, IS IT HARD TO BE SO DUMB?

NEVERMIND, DON’T ANSWER THAT YOU TART



I'M LEAVING.

DOWN WITH COMMERCIALSEdit

OH LOOK, YET ANOTHER COMMERCIAL

YOU KNOW YOU JUST HAD ONE, RIGHT?



LET ME ANSWER THAT FOR YOU:

OBVIOUSLY NOT



WHEN I’M WATCHING A SHOW,

DO NOT INTERRUPT



IF I WANTED YOUR INSURANCE

I’D GO OUT AND BUY IT



ALSO, WHILE I’M AT IT

INTERNET POP-UPS CAN DROP DEAD



NOW, IF YOU’LL EXCUSE ME

I’LL BE EATING CEREAL



SEE YOU IN HALF HOUR.

RE:DOWN WITH COMMERCIALSEdit

UMAD?

BRO?



LET ME ANSWER THAT FOR YOU:

OBVIOUSLY


YOUTUBE PLEASE STOP,

WE DON'T CARE


AD'S CAN GO DIE,

SO CAN MOST OF THE VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE THAT ROUGHLY MAKE NO SENSE WHATSOEVER, BUT ARE STILL KEPT ON YOUTUBE EVEN IF THEY HAVE SO MANY DISLIKES *cough* REBECCA BLACK *cough* BUT THIS LINE IS WAY TOO LONG, SO FUCK SEOCIETY.


I'LL BE ON AFTER THIS AD.




FUCK MY LIFEEdit

OH MY GOD FUCK THIS SHIT

WHY ISNT RS FORUM LOADING


I MAD BRO

SHUT THE FUCK UP FEN


TROLLFACE JPG

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FUCKING ADS


FUCK FUCK FUCK

FUCK FUCK FUCK



I SWEAR ALOTEdit

FUCK ASS DICKS COCKS ASS ASS TITS ASS FUCK WHORE BITCH FAGGOT ASS TITS

ASS SHIT COCK BITCH ASS FUCK TITS COCK DICK ASS WHORE BITCH FUCKTARD


well that was artistic genius


FUCKEdit

FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCKITY FUCKING FUCK

FUCK FUCK! FUCK, FUCKING FUCK. FUCK


FUCK, FUCKITY FUCKING FUCK FUCK

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK


~Fucking Omnifucker

TERAN'S BANDWIDTHEdit

ARRRGHHHHHHHH

OLD JAMEZ TATE


YOU’RE AWESOME, BUT YOUR INTERNET MUST MEET ITS FATE

IT IS SLOW, LIMITED AND DOWNRIGHT DISGRACEFUL


THE BANDWIDTH IS ENTIRELY DISTATEFUL

IN FACT, IF I COULD, I’D BURN IT TO THE GROUND


GIVE IT A FACE FULL… OF KYR’S FIST – WHY I MENTION KYR?!

BECAUSE I THINK HE HATES YOUR BANDWIDTH TOO


TERAN, I WORRY ABOUT YE, FOR FRIENDS CAN’T SIT BACK

WHILE DEAR OLD JAMEZ RUNS ON HUGHES NET – TIS RETARDED


NOW, I IMPLORE YOU TO CHANGE THINE INTERNET

GET SOMETHING NEW, DOWNLOAD DUTY CALLS, AND STREAM IT


THIS POEM IS DONE, BUT THIS JUST IN

KYR IS GOING TO GET SOME ROFLWAFFLES


I FEEL LIKE TACOS.


RE: Teran's BandwidthEdit

YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT TERANS BANDWIDTH

WHICH I HEARD WAS LIKE 7 MEGAS A SECOND


BUT LOOK AT THE POOR KID OVER HERE

EVEN MY DESKTOP ISN'T THAT FAST


AND MY LAPTOP IS EVEN WORSE

SO SYMPATHY FOR ME


FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK

TERAN, WHY IS YOUR NET SO FAST

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